Sunday, August 21, 2011

NO MAN IS AN ISLAND.

Being weird is definitely one of the least characteristic that a normal kid would want to have, but for those few who understands the uniqueness of this personality, it is quite fun and enjoyable. Try to think of it this way you have your own world where everything for yourself satisfaction is customized the way you want it to be and you have your quirky point of view that others find to be abnormal. It is also quite disturbing if your weirdness meter goes beyond the exceeding point, when no one even dares to be around you cause they are too afraid of your point of views and actions. Don't let yourself be an outcast try to remember even if you have the coolest or the lamest personality no man is an island here are some helpful tips on HOW TO INTERACT WITH OTHERS USING YOUR WEIRDNESS AS A TOOL.

  • Try to set your weirdness meter on cool profile; gather attention by being an eye/ear hooker talk about stuffs that will probably set their curiosity intact.
  • Be sure to have limits on the way you give out facts and opinions; I know your ideas are cool but some of it may offend someone
  • When you are talking to someone that you barely even know try to open up a mild weirdness on your activities; take your conversation slow don't let the moment be "WTF" remember a conversation will not be fun or interesting if the person that you are conversing with already knows the hell that your talking about.
  • Out with the creepy booger weird look; I know that it is wrong to judge a book by its cover but for some instances we do pick who we want to talk to base on their physical appearance, fashionably combine your weird looks for a more appealing weird charisma (people dig the orthodox dressing).
  • Avoid doing your weirdness in public(if needed); Yeah right its cool to be the center of the spotlight but if it is in an awkward way you will probably end up killing yourself.
  • Let others discover your weirdness; it is not cool if you will shove your weirdness in their face as my friend told me "At a moment there I didn't knew that you were weird, its quite cool that you didn't vulgarly showed it to me"
  • For my last tip NEVER HIDE THE REAL YOU; as I have said you are just making yourself compatible to others you are not changing yourself for them, showing your personality to them is a sign of opening yourself to others so let them decide if they want to stick with you or not.

This article would probably help you on how to use your unique personality as a tool for conversation remember this is not the whole basis on how you can converse with others all of us are weird enough to make a move so let your weirdness guide you.

Monday, August 15, 2011

HOW TO COOK AN EGG THE "ANGRY EGGS" WAY (angry birds)

Every morning it's always the same! omelet eggs, sunny side ups, hard boiled etc. I am quite getting into a routine that really dulls up the morning moment, so I have decided to excite my usual morning blues by making this tutorial article on "HOW TO COOK AN EGG THE ANGRY EGGS WAY".

  • First you need to have your ANGRY EGGS (how can you cook an egg if you don't have any).
You wont like em when their angry

  • Then dig up your toy chest and look for your trusty SLINGSHOT.
For aerodynamics
  • Next is prepare the classic or any other egg condiments that you would prefer (I used salt).
Fo flavah
  • After that prepare your frying fan and heat it up for cooking.
Let it burn baby! burn !!
    • It's beginning to sound like a normal cooking tips, so before I bore you to death here's the twist, make an obstacle (like on angry birds) that would likely amuse your nerve racking mind and will suite your search for the death of dullness with your morning eggs.
    A simple obstacle will do
    • Now for the most exciting part AIM AND HIT your customize obstacle (be sure to exercise caution) like your playing angry birds, make sure you have plenty of ANGRY EGGS at home for back up ammunition and never let your parents discover this shenanigans if you still want to eat eggs.
    Here goes nothing
    • Keep on trying till you succeed on your obstacles challenge
    A DIRECT HIT IS THROWN!! DEATH  FOR THE UNHATCHED EGG !!
    • FINALLY after all the gruesome tries and waiting for a morning meal you can now eat your ANGRY EGGS.
    Breakfast is served
    This "HOW TO" is NOT SUITABLE FOR KIDS AND PEOPLE WHO EASILY GETS STARVE TO DEATH
    (playing with foods is not good so be sure to eat it all)

    I HOPE THIS TRIGGERS YOUR INTEREST FOR AN UNUSUAL WAY OF COOKING YOUR EGGS.

    Thursday, August 11, 2011

    The single issue

          We look at life in a more independent way, but at the back of our mind something is missing or maybe it's not a "THING" perhaps a "SOMEONE".

          Single as a status is a near fact of a choice, for some they want to enjoy life only with their friends and family but on the later part of their lives they will come to a sense that they need to share a more personal relationship to someone besides their friends and family. At the age of 16 to 22 it's the time when common individuals starts to look for a partner but for some it's the age of enjoying life alone. You cant blame them for their actions but counter fit to it is that you can judge them, who says judging is not free? When I think of that scenario I picture it as the monument of Lapu-lapu at Rizal park, staring blankly into space wondering and searching for the answers why a great guy like him is alone though he stands tall every one dares to look but no one dares to love.


          
    Before this begins to be a hardcore emo let's make things a little bit calmer.Even a martyr cant resist what love has to offer, it only shows that the heart has a mind of its own. It is like a vice that is very addictive once you felt that strange fuzzy feeling you cant back out of it unless you have a strong faith about mind over matter. I never met someone who does not want to have any commitments when it comes to a relationship, some ended up well while others are disastrous. When your looking for a thrill or an adventure in life why not try to find the HE or SHE of your life if it does not work out try to believe in destiny if it still does not work out just let it be for a moment and focus on your career who knows maybe the one that you are looking for is always beside you the whole time.
           

     After looking at others point of views I manage not to get any ideas out of it. I respect their decisions about love but for me only inanimate objects does not have the power to love, if a traumatic event had happened on their past relationship try to remember "any kind of wounds shall perish if it is treated well though a scar might appear it would be a sign that the struggles of the past had healed" (sniff sniff sniff blood suddenly rushes out of my nose). We all have the rights to love it is upon us if we shall use it or not.