HOW TO COOK AN EGG THE "ANGRY EGGS" WAY (angry birds)

Every morning it's always the same! omelet eggs, sunny side ups, hard boiled etc. I am quite getting into a routine that really dulls up the morning moment, so I have decided to excite my usual morning blues by making this tutorial article on "HOW TO COOK AN EGG THE ANGRY EGGS WAY".

• First you need to have your ANGRY EGGS (how can you cook an egg if you don't have any).

You wont like em when their angry

• Then dig up your toy chest and look for your trusty SLINGSHOT.

For aerodynamics

• Next is prepare the classic or any other egg condiments that you would prefer (I used salt).

Fo flavah

• After that prepare your frying fan and heat it up for cooking.

Let it burn baby! burn !!

• It's beginning to sound like a normal cooking tips, so before I bore you to death here's the twist, make an obstacle (like on angry birds) that would likely amuse your nerve racking mind and will suite your search for the death of dullness with your morning eggs.

A simple obstacle will do

• Now for the most exciting part AIM AND HIT your customize obstacle (be sure to exercise caution) like your playing angry birds, make sure you have plenty of ANGRY EGGS at home for back up ammunition and never let your parents discover this shenanigans if you still want to eat eggs.

Here goes nothing

• Keep on trying till you succeed on your obstacles challenge

A DIRECT HIT IS THROWN!! DEATH  FOR THE UNHATCHED EGG !!

• FINALLY after all the gruesome tries and waiting for a morning meal you can now eat your ANGRY EGGS.

Breakfast is served

This "HOW TO" is NOT SUITABLE FOR KIDS AND PEOPLE WHO EASILY GETS STARVE TO DEATH

(playing with foods is not good so be sure to eat it all)

I HOPE THIS TRIGGERS YOUR INTEREST FOR AN UNUSUAL WAY OF COOKING YOUR EGGS.